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One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
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stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

46 minutes ago • 101641 notes • Reblog

I sang “she looks so perfect” at my college’s karaoke tonight and all the 5sos fans started waving their hands

I felt like I did it so poorly though because they pitched up the song and messed up the beat at the end of lukes solo in the middle of the song, im so used to singing it at the normal pitch

officialunitedstates:

reblog if you’re pretty tired of ants on your picnic blankets or would like to ride in a hot air balloon

23 hours ago • 1014 notes • Reblog

"i was playing team fortress 2 mindlessly shoveling fiber one bars in my mouth two days ago. i havent pooped yet. im scared. i am AFRAID of what is going to come out of there. i am going to take the most compacted shit of my life"

-matt eggpuns

thisiseverydayracism:

michiko-malandro:

exquisiteblackpeople:

Please take a moment of your day to help this family get a amber alert going for these two little ones. If you see them call police or crime stoppers at 1-800-speakup.
Click here

this is serious, they were in custody of their mother and she was found deceased

SIGNAL BOOST

thisiseverydayracism:

michiko-malandro:

exquisiteblackpeople:

Please take a moment of your day to help this family get a amber alert going for these two little ones. If you see them call police or crime stoppers at 1-800-speakup.

Click here

this is serious, they were in custody of their mother and she was found deceased

SIGNAL BOOST

1 day ago • 27300 notes • Reblog

I just passed out on my dorm bed for an hour and a half but I dont care its so c o m f y

My roommates rad im so happy

sexbangs:

a question: does anyone else get second hand embarrassment when watching con panels? like when fans start asking questions? do you ever get so embarrassed that you have to pause the video momentarily and just, chill for a minute? 

karkat-doodle-doo:

roughrimjob:

Baby snakes appreciation post

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*grabby hands* I WANT THEM OMG

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